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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 16:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

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Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

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Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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No way

Minds and Behinds

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