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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 16:26

Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
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Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...